As sport.co.uk breaks the news that Marouane Chamakh has signed a pre-contract agreement at Arsenal, the boys in the office (without any of the requisite training) have spent the last five minutes envisaging the Moroccan international in his new Gunners attire.
Many Gunners fans will have been hoping that Arsene Wenger could have signed the striker last month, but it’s better late than never for the thrifty Frenchman and the beleaguered Emirates faithful.
So here, for your delectation (but unfortunately not in High Definition or 3D) is sport.co.uk’s take on the Arsenal new boy:
We know, we know...yes, yes, yes...don’t give up the day job.